ᐅTop 55+ Funny Good Morning Quotes & Sayings to Start Day

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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.

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Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for.

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Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.

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I love the smell of book ink in the morning.

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The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.

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He got out of bed and peeped through the blinds. To the east and opposite to him gardens and an apple-orchard lay, and there in strange liquid tranquility hung the morning star, and rose, rilling into the dusk of night the first grey of dawn. The street beneath its autumn leaves was vacant, charmed, deserted.

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I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality.

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Outside, there was that predawn kind of clarity, where the momentum of living has not quite captured the day. The air was not filled with conversation or thought bubbles or laughter or sidelong glances. Everyone was sleeping, all of their ideas and hopes and hidden agendas entangled in the dream world, leaving this world clear and crisp and cold as a bottle of milk in the fridge.

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The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy.

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Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

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In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.

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I vow to live fully in each moment.

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It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.

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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

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In God we trust; all others bring data.

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It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.

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Write what you love and love what you write.

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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

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I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'

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I let my head fall back, and I gazed into the Eternal Blue Sky. It was morning. Some of the sky was yellow, some the softest blue. One small cloud scuttled along. Strange how everything below can be such death and chaos and pain while above the sky is peace, sweet blue gentleness. I heard a shaman say once, the Ancestors want our souls to be like the blue sky.

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Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise.

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Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.

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love the life you live. live the life you love.

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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

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I wake up saying, I'm still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.

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You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in life.

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I`m not a morning person.

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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

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Death is the final wake-up call.

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An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

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I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

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The world is new to us every morning - and every man should believe he is reborn each day

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I get up every morning and it's going to be a great day. You never know when it's going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day.

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Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.

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Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.

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Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

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Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

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To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

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Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!

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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

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Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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"The sun is but a morning star." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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"Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities." ~ Harvey Mackay

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"Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first." ~ Josh Billings

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"You have to get up every morning and tell yourself 'I can do this.'" ~ Julie Johnston

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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something." ~ Jackie Mason

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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." ~ Henny Youngman

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"If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers." ~ Maya Angelou

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"Every Morning You Have Two Choices: Continue To Sleep With Your Dreams, Or Wake Up and Chase Them." ~ Carmelo Anthony

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"When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love." ~ Marcus Aurelius

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"Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life." ~ Yoko Ono

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"Morning without you is a dwindled dawn." ~ Emily Dickinson

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"Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, 'It's going to be a good day!'." ~ Lindsay Lohan

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"Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine." ~ Drake

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"I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening." ~ Larry King

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"Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day." ~ Glen Cook

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"Be willing to be a beginner every single morning." ~ Meister Eckhart